But What About Greenland?

If you’re not sure what Odd Things in Odd Places is and why I’m in Greenland, here’s why.



For the final question on the Odd Things in Odd Places survey, Wait But Why readers had a choice to send me to Norway, Iceland, or Greenland.

Norway didn’t fare very well, which isn’t surprising, since as pleasant and lovely a country as it is, readers didn’t find it an especially hilarious place to send me. But when the final results came in with Iceland and Greenland coming down to a photo finish and Greenland just edging Iceland out for the win, it told me that a lot of readers either didn’t really know what Iceland was or didn’t really know what Greenland was.

So let’s just clear this up now: Iceland is a small, quiet Scandanavian-esque European country with an oddly-intense name; Greenland is a giant ice block in the Arctic where nobody can hear you scream.

That said, I was thrilled with the outcome. Naturally, an entire wall of my bedroom is taken up by a giant world map—and one of my most invigorating life activities is staring up at big, white Greenland and thinking, “What the hell is going on there?

This thought tends to be followed by a 40-minute Greenland google spiral, so I went into this knowing a few things about the country:1 ←click here

  • Just 200 million years ago, the world was Greenland’s oyster. It was the time of Pangaea, when all the continents were cuddling, and Greenland was right in the middle of it all. But then, when everyone got bored and scattered off to separate parts of the globe, Greenland got confused and ended up way up in the Arctic by itself with a shitty internet connection, and that’s where it’s been since then.

Sad Greenland

  • Unsurprisingly, Greenland is a freezing place, ranging from average temperatures in the 30s and 40s F (0 – 10 C) in the summer to pretty constant sub-zero temperatures (-15 to -20 C) all winter.
  • Way more extreme than the temperature is Greenland’s sunlight situation. Being at such a high latitude, most of the country is dark all winter, even during the day, and light all summer, even at night. In the far north of the country, there are 120 days a year when the sun never sets, 108 days a year when the sun never rises, and only 137 days that include both light and dark.
  • While we’re here, quick discussion of the five major latitude lines:
    • The Arctic Circle is the lowest latitude in the Northern Hemisphere that experiences at least one winter day with no sunrise and at least one summer day with no sunset. The higher you go above the Arctic Circle, the more of those days there are each year. The Antarctic Circle is the Southern Hemisphere’s equivalent situation.
    • The Tropic of Cancer is the highest latitude at which the sun is directly overhead at some point throughout the year—in the case of the Tropic of Cancer, that point is the summer solstice around June 21st. The Tropic of Capricorn is the Southern Hemisphere’s equivalent, with the sun overhead around December 21st.
    • You all know what The Equator is. The sun is directly over the equator on the Spring and Fall Equinoxes in March and September.


Most of Greenland is above the Arctic Circle, which is why its light/dark situation is so extreme.

  • Greenland is the largest island in the world (continents don’t count as islands—if they did, everything would be an island), except some archeologists think that Greenland’s ice has weighed down the land so much that if you removed the ice, Greenland would actually be a group of smaller islands now, not one big one.
  • Greenland is called Greenland because that’s what famous viking Erik the Red decided to call it when he started the first European settlement there in 982 AD. He went with the name Greenland to make it sound all fuzzy to people back in Europe because in order to start a successful settlement, he needed a lot of settlers willing to migrate there. So the name is a remnant of a 10th century scam.2
  • Given its post-Pangaea predicament, the world decided to throw Greenland a bone and pretend that it’s the size of Africa on maps.

Huge Greenland

Google Maps

If someone told an alien about a distant planet called Earth and showed him the above map, it would look to him like there was ocean, land, and Greenland, our Overlord.

Some maps are less ridiculous but even they make Greenland far too large:


Medium Greenland


The reason this happens is twofold: 1) Many maps (like the top one above) are north-centric and vertically stretch the Northern Hemisphere while vertically squishing the Southern Hemisphere by putting the equator below the center, and 2) In order to make a round surface into a flat rectangle, you need to make each latitude line the same length even though on a globe they get much shorter as you move towards the poles—which stretches the highest and lowest latitudes out horizontally (the second map above uses an oval shape to be more accurate, but the poles are still stretched horizontally). Greenland is the most affected by both of these distortions, leaving it looking huge, when an accurate, Arctic-centered globe image shows its actual size to be much smaller, about the size of Saudi Arabia or the Sudans:


Arctic Centered Greenland


And a few weeks ago, it was finally time to stop staring up at the large, mysterious Arctic island that no one talks about and go see what was actually going on there.

I was there for half a month, and here’s what I found:

1) 56,483 People

Of the 7.2 billion humans on today’s Earth, 56,483 of them are living out their lives in Greenland. That’s less than the population of East Village in Manhattan, making Greenland the least densely populated country on Earth (one person for every 15 square miles). Mongolia is the third least dense country on Earth, and it’s 65 times denser than Greenland. Even if you just take the ice-less areas of Greenland around the fringe of the country (that coastal land combines to be about the same as the area of Sweden), Greenland is still by far the least dense country in the world.

So who are these 56,483 people, and how did they end up on Greenland?

For the most part, they’re the Kalaallit, an Inuit people,3 whose ancestors were the Thule people, who migrated out of Asia and over the Bering Strait a few thousand years ago. But the route to Greenland is long, going all the way through Alaska and Northern Canada, and the Thule finally got to Greenland around the same time the Spanish were arriving in the New World, making them no more indigenous to Greenland than European-descended people are to the Americas.

More than 4/5ths of Greenland’s population lives on the southern half of the west coast, and if they want to get from place to place, they do it by snowmobile, dogsled, or if they have a large budget, air or sea. There are no roads connecting towns in Greenland. As for the towns, they’re delicious-looking, with brightly colored houses:


The national language is Greenlandic, but most people speak Danish too, and some speak English. They speak Danish because Denmark established sovereignty over the land in the early 18th century.4 Greenland was granted home rule in 1979 and is running mostly like an independent country these days (I was told the younger generation is especially bored by Denmark and into their own Greenlandic culture).

When it comes to Greenland’s economy, fishing is everything—fish and fish products, especially shrimp, make up 89% of exports.

There are also some dark things going on within the population. According to the World Health Organization, the worldwide suicide rate is 16 per 100,000 people. Country rates range from less than 1 to as high as 31 per 100,000 in Lithuania, the country with the highest rate. The thing is, Greenland isn’t on this list because it’s not an independent country. If it were, it would be the country with by far the highest rate, at 107 suicides per 100,000 people. The government reported that 1 in 5 Greenlanders attempts to kill themselves at some point in their lives, and some I talked to there said almost every Greenlander knows someone who has taken their own life. The logical conclusion would be that suicides spike in the winter when it’s dark almost all the time, but it’s the opposite—the brighter months bring a rise in insomnia, and suicides are more frequent then.

There’s also a large problem with alcoholism in the country, which may be connected to the suicide rate, or they could both be symptoms of something else—one theory blames rapid modernization in what until recently has been a very traditional culture.

In my limited time there, I found the people to be overall very kind, but also quite shy and somewhat wary of foreigners, which made it harder here than other places this summer to get to know locals beyond a surface level.

2) A 2,565,000,000,000,000 Tonne Ice Cube

Ice ages happen when a subtle shift in the Earth’s orbit make world temperatures just a bit cooler. It doesn’t have to be a huge change, but over time, it turns into an ice age, whereby huge ice sheets build up around the poles and then expand outward toward the equator, wreaking havoc while doing so—Long Island and Cape Cod are just shredded bits of land from the sweep of the huge North American ice sheet in the last glacial period, and the Great Lakes are just divots torn out of the Earth by the ice sheet and filled with meltwater as the ice sheet retreated.

These huge sheets don’t form and expand because there is more snow falling, but because the small changes in temperature mean that less of the snow melts each year and a slow buildup occurs. The white snow then reflects more of the sun’s rays, allowing the ground to absorb less of it, which exacerbates the effect. Layer after layer of snow builds up until it turns into rock solid ice under its own weight, and that’s how an ice sheet forms.

Ice ages are millions of years long, and they consist of alternating cold periods called glacials (which typically last 40,000 – 100,000 years) and short, temperate periods called interglacials (which last around 10,000 years). Think of interglacials as a time out from the ice age before it gets going on the next glacial. When you hear about the last ice age 10,000 years ago, you’re actually hearing about the last glacial in the ice age we’re currently in. We just don’t realize we’re smack in the middle of an ice age because we, and all of recorded human history, has taken place within one of those little interglacial timeouts. That’s why there are currently ice sheets in the Arctic and Antarctic, as well as glaciers in many other parts of the Earth, even temperate places like New Zealand—because we’re in an ice age. When there’s no ice age going on, there aren’t any ice sheets, anywhere (which has been the case for 85% of Earth’s history).

There have been 17 glacial/interglacial pairs so far in this ice age and scientists predict as many as 50 more, each pair lasting as long as 100,000 years, before the Earth is out of this ice age. And this interglacial we’re in has been unusually long already—it seems we’re due for the next glacial to start.

When it comes to global warming, while in the long run, two factors are well beyond human effects—the oncoming next glacial, which will cool our asses down whether we like it or not, and the eventual ending of this grand ice age, which will melt all the polar and Antarctic ice and raise ocean levels, no matter what we do—the geological clock moves so slowly that those things happen over thousands or millions of years, while the effects of global warming that terrify scientists can be disastrous for humans in the next few hundred years before any of these larger forces have moved much.

Back to Greenland. So as a result of that “more snow falling than melting” buildup phenomenon, Greenland now has what I enjoy calling a 2,565,000,000,000,000 tonne ice cube sitting on top of it. Some facts about this ice cube:

  • No, it’s not a cube, it’s an ice sheet
  • It weighs 2.565 quadrillion tonnes, which is equal to the weight of 7.5 billion Empire State Buildings
  • Its mean height/thickness is over 2km, and over 3km at its thickest point. Picture 10 skyscrapers stacked on top of each other—they would still be under the ice. That’s how thick it is.
  • If the whole thing were to melt, it would raise global sea levels by 23 feet and flood almost every coastal city
  • Now take everything I just said and multiply it by ten and you have the Antarctic ice sheet
  • Together, the two ice sheets contain more than 99% of the freshwater ice on Earth, and over 2/3 of the world’s fresh water5

I went to the edge of where the dry coastal land ends and the ice sheet begins one day. Here’s what it looks like:

Ice Sheet - Close

Ice Sheet (far)

Because of the weight of Greenland’s ice sheet, it has forced the interior of the island to sink down a bit, making Greenland kind of like a bowl, lined with mountains. Eventually, as more and more ice builds up, some inevitably “spills” out over the edge of the bowl. That’s what a glacier is. Elephant Foot Glacier in northeast Greenland is a perfect spillage example:

Elephant Foot Glacier


And as a glacier eventually gets to the ocean, pieces of it break off into the water—that’s where icebergs come from. Greenland glaciers calve off 12,000 – 15,000 icebergs a year.

The most active glacier in the Northern Hemisphere is near the town of Ilulissat, halfway up the west coast, where a huge glacier is spilling into the ocean at the mouth of a narrow fjord, filling the fjord with giant icebergs. Here’s the fjord, and that mountain through the fog isn’t a mountain—it’s a massive iceberg:

Ice Fjord

When you look at those icebergs, think about a drink with ice cubes in it. You know how most of a floating ice cube is beneath the surface with just a small corner of the cube poking out? That’s happening with these icebergs too—what you see above the surface is approximately 1/8th of the whole iceberg—


Ralph Clevenger

This fact kept blowing my mind. Like check out this photo of the part of the fjord where it meets the wider ocean:


I was told that the huge iceberg in the back is the height of a 40-story building—above water. That means the part below water extends down about 3,200 feet—farther down than the Burj Khalifa.

And that’s nothing. An iceberg bigger than Manhattan broke off the glacier and moved down the same fjord in May.6

In 1909, an iceberg broke off the same glacier in those pictures and spent three years making its way down the ice fjord and through the North Atlantic Ocean, where it sunk the Titanic in 1912:


A photo of the actual iceberg the Titanic hit

3) 21,000 Wolves

They’re everywhere. And they’re not actually wolves, they’re an ancient breed of wolf-like dogs descended from dogs brought to Greenland by the first Inuit settlers. But they look like wolves, they howl like wolves, and when I’d be walking down a road, thinking life was normal, and then look to my left and see 40 of them right there, chained up, each staring intently at me as I walked by, they scared the shit out of me like wolves.7


The dogs are there, of course, for sledding purposes. With no long-distance roads, dog sledding is a key mode of transportation, as well as a competitive sport. I didn’t get a chance to try it because it was the summer, but I asked a lot of questions—apparently you don’t just sit there on your sled hanging out while the dogs take you on a fun ride, like I had pictured. You’re on skis, completely focused, working strenuously the whole time. And it can be dangerous—if you’re somewhere remote on the ice and you fall off the sled, it may be too loud in the running pack for the dogs to hear you yell for them to stop, and they can just run off, leaving you there to die. Dogs have also been known to attack and kill the human rider before. A fun fact is that dogs sometimes need to shit during the ride but the whole thing won’t stop just for that so they have to stop running and poop while their whole body is just dragged along at full speed while this happens.

Greenland dogs are perfectly built for rugged dog-sledding, and to keep them that way, Greenland prohibits dogs of any other kind from being taken above the Arctic Circle for fear that they’d interbreed with the Greenland dogs and ruin the purity of the breed. Likewise, no Greenland dog is allowed to be taken below the Arctic Circle—if it happens, they can never return.

I also got the distinct impression that the dogs were treated much more as equipment than as pets. Everywhere I saw them, they were just kind of sitting there, chained to a post, with no people around. I heard that there are only two veterinarians in the whole country, which suggests that doing anything but shooting a sick or injured dog is a ridiculous concept. Oh, and the laws are pretty strict about keeping your dogs chained up—in one town I visited, every Wednesday between noon and 2pm, a cop drives around and shoots any loose dog he sees.

4) The Word nalunaarasuartaateraliornialersaaraluaranimgooruna

It means lighthouse.

You know how Spanish and Italian are closely related languages and there are a lot of similar words and pronunciation between them? And how Spanish and English also have similarities but they’re more distantly related? And how Spanish and Norwegian are even more distant from each other? And how Spanish and Mandarin are really far away from each other and you will find almost no similarities? Linguistics is like evolution—it’s all related to each other somewhere back in the past, but the farther back the branch-off point between two languages happened, the stranger one language will seem to a speaker of the other.

Well Greenlandic is an Eskimo-Aleut language, which means it’s really, really far away on the linguistics tree from an Indo-European language like English.8

Look at this text. It’s weird, right?


I tried to work on getting some of the pronunciations down for a little before giving up and directing all of my focus to counting the letters in words and trying to find the longest word possible. Lighthouse.

5) Spookiness

I had a hunch I might be going to a spooky place when I booked my Greenland flight, but I didn’t consider that I’d be spending two weeks inside this book:

Scary Book

Here’s the kind of shit that’s going on up there:

  • We’ll start with the wolf howls that echo throughout the land.
  • Then there was a conversation I had with a Danish guy who has lived there for ten years who said strange or upsetting things happen in Greenland sometimes that the rest of the world never hears about. He didn’t elaborate.
  • A local showed me various crevasses in the Earth along a hiking trail where you can see human skeletons down below who had been buried there.
  • A lot of Greenlanders believe in ghosts, and many sleep with the light on because of this fear.
  • There are apparently things called qivitoqs in Greenland, that multiple people made sure to tell me about. The legend says that they’re half-dead, half-alive people with the strength of an animal who roam the land at night. One guy told me that they’re actually a real thing—that they’re real people who were either abused when they were younger and ran away or who were exiled from their village, and they spend their lives alone in the wilderness fending for themselves. Those who survive end up very strong, wanting revenge, and are often not in their right mind, and they’re known to reappear in a village after years away and murder people. He said sometimes people will see footprints in the snow outside their isolated home when they know no one in their family had walked there. Ticket back to fucking Iraq please.
  • This landed me online looking up homicide rates by country statistics and learning that 24 of the 25 countries with the highest murder rates are all in Latin America and Africa. The other one? Greenland.
  • Prisoners are required by law to be in their cells between 9:30pm and 6:00am, but they can leave as they please at all other times.
  • Extra unhelpful are the sudden snaps and rumbles in the night that come from icebergs breaking and the wind blowing through huge ground crevasses that often make human-like sounds.

6) Santa

On the flip side, Santa Claus lives in Greenland.

So you know when kids write a letter to Santa and address the envelope to The North Pole and it’s highly inane and that’s that? Well what I’ve now learned is that in many places in the world, those letters are actually shipped somewhere—to a big red mailbox in Ilulissat, a 4,500-person town halfway up Greenland. I didn’t believe it either.

But when I got to Ilulissat and marched straight to where this supposed mailbox was, I was stunned to see not only the mailbox, but through its glass front, thousands of letters to Santa from all over the world.

Santa Mailbox Ilulissat

Santa Mail and Pacifiers

Things got even crazier when the same guy who told me about the phantom snow footprints told me that a bunch of people in the town volunteer to write letters back to each child, and he was one of them—he was Santa Claus.

I asked him 2,500 questions about this, and learned the following:

  • Santa uses Google Translate to write back to kids in whatever language they speak
  • All letters are hand-written
  • All letters receive a reply
  • There were hundreds of pacifiers in the box, which boggled me when I saw them, and he explained that it’s common for parents to coax their kid to quit the pacifier by having the kid “mail it to Santa”
  • Danish children aren’t told that Santa lives in the North Pole. They’re told he lives in Greenland. The Danish are the only parents in the Christian world not lying to their children

The Three Days I Was the Domestic Partner of Berthelina, the 72-Year-Old Grandmother of an Entire Greenlandic Town

We might as well end a weird series of posts on a weird note.

I never thought I’d spend three days as Berthelina Inukitsoq’s roommate, and she never thought she’d spend three days as mine. But when I started inquiring about the possibility of visiting a tiny village for a few days, a bunch of weird dominos fell that ended with me doing a homestay with her in a 46-person village called Oqaatsut.

Like all places in Greenland, it’s not easy to get to Oqaatsut. For me, it took two flights and a long boat ride. I finally arrived, here:

Greenland Village

An isolated, 46-person town in The Arctic is an intense concept. This became clear right away, when I got to my new home, met Berthelina, and learned that it was her 72nd birthday. What this meant is that she was spending the day being visited by family and friends, so by sitting on the couch for the three hours after I arrived, I met 90% of the city. Not only that, I kept a count of people I met who were Berthelina’s children, children-in-law, or grandchildren, and it was over half of Oqaatsut’s population. I was staying with the town grandmother.

As the residents cycled through the living room, I tried to learn about the town from any of them who spoke a little English. I met Berthelina’s son, a competitive dog-sled racer who had won all the trophies on the shelf. He was also the shopkeeper. And the mayor. And later, when I asked about what happens if there’s a dispute, I learned that he’s also the sheriff. Legit.

His wife was the chef at the village’s restaurant, and his brother, also Berthelina’s son, was one of two village fishermen who supplied the bulk of the village’s food. I learned that it had been a great year for everyone because a few weeks ago, they had caught a whale:

Whale 1

Whale 2

They took a little of the whale for the village and sold the rest of it to 4,500-person Ilulissat.

Also at the party was the town’s teacher, along with both of its students, two teenage girls who really have to make sure they like each other.

The village has a small power station, which provides electricity to the homes, but there’s no plumbing. Sewage is collected by one of the village people every few days and dropped outside the village at a place they’ve designated their dump. There’s running water only in a communal shower house, open at certain specified hours, and drinking water comes by way of melting a little piece of one of the many icebergs floating in the water.9

Melting Ice

The low point of the party was me trying to trick a 3-year-old into liking me by showing her a video I took once of a llama eating, except two seconds into the video, she decided I was irrelevant and left, but in those same two seconds, two adults had come over to see the video, so now two adults and I sat there together uncomfortably for 14 seconds while this video played:

Anyway, the party eventually died down, leaving Berthelina and me to confront the fact that we were roommates.



We had no ability to communicate with each other, so we went with Plan B, which was Berthelina giving 0% of a shit either way and me just hanging out near her like her dog. We found a nice groove, and after a little while, she headed up off to bed.

The house suddenly felt kind of creepy with no one else there (remember that I’m already in spooked mode by this point in the trip), so I decided to step outside and one second after I do, this happens:

Nope. I don’t know what that means but nope. So I do a U-turn back inside and head into my bedroom, and I see a bunch of not at all cool drawings lying around on the shelves.

Scary Compilation

I still don’t know who made those fucking drawings, but by then my psyche was in far too fragile a place to stumble upon them in my silent, dark bedroom. I spent the night alternating between expecting the shadow of a ghost to move by on the wall and expecting the door to burst open and see a qivitoq run in and murder me. Not good times.

The next couple days, aside from a visit to the schoolhouse and an afternoon out with the fisherman watching regretful fish flop around the plastic bin, I spent the meat of my time there shadowing Berthelina as she lived her normal life, listened to her radio, played bingo with her friend, baked muffins twice, cut up a fish, and melted ice blocks. It’s not bad being Berthelina.

Less than a week later, I was back in New York for the first time in almost three months, shocked by almost everything for two days before I immediately became jaded again and re-took everything for granted. And Oqaatsut suddenly seems astoundingly far away.

A three-minute sum-up of my time in Greenland:

The other stops:

The genie question I asked people in all five countries

And another time, North Korea

  1. For new readers: these numbered circles are for extra facts or thoughts or explanations along the way—they’re not for sources normally, so click them if you’re not pressed for time. Anyway, Note 1 is that Greenland is not an independent country—it’s part of the Kingdom of Denmark—but as of recently, it’s considered an “autonomous country,” meaning it functions as an independent country in most ways, just not in every way. In this post, I’ll refer to it as a country.

  2. Erik the Red’s son is Leif Erikson, who was actually on his way from Norway to Greenland to introduce Christianity there when he was blown off-course and became the first European to land on the North American continent (which he named Vinland)—500 years before Columbus’s voyage.

  3. So you know how you think the word “Eskimo” is old fashioned and derogatory and Inuit is the PC word to use? Well it’s actually more complicated than that. The indigenous people of Greenland, Northern Canada, and part of Alaska are Inuit people, and it’s okay to call them that. But a large portion of native Alaskans are the Yupik people, who are not Inuit, and it’s offensive to call them Inuit. And because Alaska has some Inuit and some non-Inuit, it’s actually preferred that you call them all Eskimos, which can refer to all native Alaskan people. On the other hand, in Northern Canada and Greenland, where the vast majority of people are Inuit, Eskimo is considered offensive. Part of the reason the word carries a negative connotation is that it was believed for a long time that imperialists invented the word and it meant “one who eats raw meat,” and who wants to be called that. In fact, it’s now believed to be derived from an ancient Eskimo-Aleut word which means “one who nets snowshoes,” which is apparently less offensive. Confusing. Just remember—call Alaskans Eskimos and call everyone else Inuit (or if you want to actually be a not dumb person, call them by their real sub-ethnicities—Yupik, Inupiat, etc.—but you and I both know you’re not gonna remember to do that).

  4. The US offered Denmark $100 million for Greenland in 1946 and they declined.

  5. I did a short post on this once.

  6. In 2012, two guys caught a Manhattan-size ice chunk breaking off a Greenland glacier on camera. The largest iceberg ever recorded was the size of Jamaica and broke off Antarctica’s Ross Ice Shelf in 2000—it took 12 years to melt.

  7. While reading about wolves and dogs in my research, I learned that barking makes up only 2.3% of all wolf vocalizations and is considered a rare event. It’s wolf puppies who do most of the barking. Domesticated dogs, though, bark all the time, no matter what age. This is explained as a side product of breeding tameness in dogs—by selecting for tameness, domestication has inadvertently created dogs who act juvenile their whole lives, in the way they’re submissive, their whining, their floppy ears, and the fact that they bark. I heard almost no barks in Greenland because they’re not the kind of dogs I’m used to—they’re wolves.

  8. Fun fact: “igloo” and “kayak” are both Greenlandic words adopted by English.

  9. At some point, I reazlized this was cool water to be drinking. It was in liquid form for the first time since humans were all hunter-gatherers. It fell on top of the ice sheet as snow over 10,000 years ago and had spent the time since then as ice. Sucks to finally become water again only to have someone drink you immediately.

  • Ryan Mc

    Extremely interesting. Thank you for the post. Did you try any whale meat and what was your opinion?

    • Wait But Why

      I did eat whale meat. Similar to steak, with a slight ocean-y flavor. It reminded me that a whale is a very much a mammal and very much not a sea creature.

  • Ashley

    Those are some freaky dogs.

  • Laura

    This was my favorite of all your travels….but I fantasize about moving to Little Diomede (look that one up!), so I guess it’s fitting that Greenland appealed to me.

  • Joe

    Great post!I’ve been waiting for Greenland for a while. I started reading this thinking: Greenland might be an interesting place to live one day . After the dog video, and that nightmare girl thing too :P, I’m not sure Lebanon is far enough; not that It’s piece of heaven here, just a bit less spooky.

  • Sarah

    This series was by far the greatest whim of crazy and creative at once combined. I’ve looked forward to each and every single post of this endeavor of yours. Salinger once wrote that (I paraphrase) you know you’ve read a good book when, once you’re finished, you wish the author was a terrific friend of yours. That’s precisely my feeling when I read your blog!
    I have been truly inspired by you! Keep up the good work! If you’re ever in Riod e Janeiro, I’ll hope to run into you somehow!

    • Katherine

      Holden Caulfield!

  • Fred

    The dog howling and the llama eating videos have to be interchanged (unless you watched the dog video with the strangers and the llama was eating outside of the house)

  • Katherine

    My favorite of the summer travel posts you have done.

  • M

    Santa Claus clearly lives in the North Pole on one of the many islands in Northern Canada, his postal code is H0H 0H0, it’s awesome.
    I doubt there is a mailbox up there but Canada Post workers will respond to every letter as well. Not handwritten though.

  • Carl K

    Tim, I hate to do this as I admire you beyond words. Of all that I have read from you (which is everything on this site) I have never caught a mistake. Until now.

    “They (sic) dogs are there, of course, for sledding purposes.”

    Everything else is just fantastic.

  • LC

    Great series. Overall, which country did you find blew your mind the most?

  • Jason

    Hey Tim- any plans for a wrap-up post on your overall experience of the summer? What you found most eye-opening, horrifying (outside the wolfdogs), uplifting, etc.?

    • Wait But Why

      Yup. That’s the plan.

      • Cihan

        I suffered reverse culture shock after returning home, from my time living in Japan for a year. I look forward to reading about any experiences you had readjusting to New York.

  • Carolyn Egan

    Hilarious! Wildly entertaining! Keep ’em coming.

  • Verdun

    So good! Please do this series again!! (next year?)

  • Vikram

    Personally, this was my favorite post of the summer series. I’m always most curious about things I know nothing about, and I think I learned the most from this one.

  • Butch Casanova

    I’ve enjoyed all your posts; but in the interests of international sanity, I do really hope you forward on to the people at the US State Department your ruminations on Iraq. I’ve wasted endless hours reading ponderous analyses of what that country and its neigibors are are all about. I came away semi-informed, but hardly the wiser.

    But none of the time reading your Iraq report was wasted; it was brilliant; lucid; and completely cautionary in tone for anbody who thinks the US can move in and out of the Arab world without knowing tons more about it than we seem to do. Thank you again for that report in particular; for the interested reader, it can create a kind of wisdom.

    You might consider changing your name to Henry Kissinger or Prince Talleyrand or Alexis de Tocqueville; you’re capable of playing at that level.

    • Allison W

      I completely agree. I have been sharing these posts with anyone who will listen for more than 5 seconds, because they are incredibly powerful without being over the top. A well-written description on Iraq that covers some key elements and is peppered by a little humour and lots of insight? Sign me up!

  • Adam

    Great read, though I wish the Danish fellow had elaborated on the seemingly strange things that happen there. To Google!

  • Jen O

    Hugely enjoyed, as always. So sad that the series is over now.

  • Jean

    Great article. Very interesting, informative.


    Love your blog and this series has been wonderful.
    I would love to do something similar about Mexico, you’d be must welcome here.

  • Will

    Your posts were all awesome, and I thoroughly enjoyed reading each one. Hope you have more adventures in the future!

  • Not green at all

    “He went with the name Greenland to make it sound all fuzzy to people ”
    I was fooled by this name. The whole life I thought of Greenland as a beautiful huge green field with a pleasant weather, opposing to Iceland which was supposed to be a sad huge ice field.

    Now thinking on how up to the north the country is, I have been really silly to think it could have good weather.

  • d

    Will you need therapy after all this?

  • richard pauli

    Great post… of course the new word of concern is albedo. Pics of late summer ice can be darker grey than an urban street.

  • Jenni

    Witty and cute. You’ve got the deadly combo.

    Loved this post! The howling video made me chuckle. I never imagined Greenland to be of the spooky kind.

  • Stephen

    First time commenting, but I just want to say I really like how much you teach in each post. You could have easily just talked about Greenland and it still would have been a great post, but you somehow also left me much more informed about Eskimo vs Inuit, ice ages and ice sheets and glaciers and how they work, how the earth’s tilt and its seasons work, why maps are distorted, the difference between wolves and dogs and how breeding has affected dog behavior, the deal with Leif Erikson and how he came upon America. And in the same post you also left me laughing with that llama video story and the scary drawings in your room. I just want to say I really appreciate what you’re doing here. It’s so good and I hope you keep doing it for a long time.

  • K

    This article is amazing. Thanks very much.

  • Sheila

    “Ticket back to fucking Iraq please.” Yep, that’s my favorite.

  • Dill

    Amazing post! In fact, all the country posts have been spectacular. But the video of the llama eating is not of a llama eating–it’s of the wolves howling, right before you post about the wolves howling. I’m very curious about this llama.

  • Steve Wilson

    Great stuff all around. I really enjoy your work. Keep it coming 🙂

  • antonio

    Seems you really suffered this last stop! I read all your trip posts, really nice, thanks for doing it.

    Question, where can I get more info about the dog vs wolf behavior?

    Greetings from Mexico

  • Rena

    TIM, you hottie, you are THE BEST DUDE EVER! Thank you for ALL the posts and your spirit.
    I love your writing. What’s life without a bit of ridiculous, huh?
    Greetings from Asia 🙂

  • B. Elizabeth

    I moved to an Alaskan village a little over a year ago, and I have encountered some of the same creepy/supernatural stuff. I never gave much thought to ‘evil spirits’ or ghost stories when living in Chicago, but a lot of unexplainable stuff happens around here… I wonder if it is the darkness. And suicide rates are very high in Alaskan villages as well.

    At least we have the Northern Lights!

  • Kshitij

    You mistake Winterfell for Greenland, Tim, and winter is coming. You have experienced the wolves, the snow and the white-walkers (qivitoqs you call them, but they are them I tell you).

    • Heebee jeebies

      Yeah I was imagining whitewalkers too

  • Shoo

    Why didn’t you talk about the elephant in the room – the disturbing record melting of the ice sheet in recent years? Greenland as a harbinger of climate change… would have been a great opportunity for more people to learn about it.

  • Tim

    I’ve been following you and your writing since day 1.

    Being a person who reads a lot of stuff online through my work, I have to say no one captures my attention as you do. Not even NEw your times’ opinion section…

    Please continue to travel to places like you’ve done this summer.


    Because you can and we normal people can’t and when you do we can experience the world through your eyes like we’ve been there ourselves.

    It’s not everyday I post but this time I had to make an exception because I needed to tell you that you’re exceptional in today’s world filled with idiocracy.


  • Danilo

    I enjoyed reading your columnes, keep on good writing!

    Greetings from Serbia!

  • Yogesh

    I landed on your “content website” 😉 through the fermi post and have been a regular since. Loved this entire series too. Great work! Keep ’em coming!

    • Dani

      Fermi post brought me here too. Read everything since.
      Well done, Tim!

  • Barry Pell

    The Greenland dogs are amazing, and the puppies are incredibly cute. However, whenever we admired them, locals reminded us that these animals are strictly work dogs, NOT pets. Accordingly, when their useful work life is over (around 8 years), they are shot. This info, told to us so matter-of-factly, was the most disturbing and seemed to contrast with Greenlandic kindness, but it is a practical part of their existence.

  • Monica

    This series was phenomenal. Did you ever end up doing the survey about what people around the globe would wish for? Would be really interested to see the results.

  • Leslie

    I’m a teacher, and plan on sharing your Greenland post with my students (after editing a few of the saltier words). It’s informative and hilarious and might really get them thinking outside the ethnocentric-American box. This won’t be the first Wait But Why post I’ve shown students, or anyone I can get to read for a few minutes, and it clearly won’t be the last. This series was fabulously informative, personalized and engaging, and I hope there will be more adventures to off-the-beaten-track and/or highly misunderstood place.

  • Sasha from Russia

    Great post, Tim! Hope you’re all well and american at last in NY now.
    BTW you tried to show me that llama video as well, so it makes us 3 victims of your shining weirdness.
    Looking forward for the post on adaptation to normal life. That’d be great if you could do write the same kind of thing about America and NY for us foreigners who’ve never been there, but as an insider’s look to the culture compared to all the countries you’ve been to so far.
    Using some fragments of your written journey for home-reading for my English students!

  • Travelling Ides of March

    Such an exciting post on Greenland. It’s always been a place which has made me curious, and now it adds more to it. Thanks much!

  • Nihal

    Awesome job on the trips and the posts. It was quite insightful. On a slightly similar note, can you consider to write an article about the Bermuda Triangle?

  • Sanchez

    Greetings from Da Bronx. First time poster but huge fan of your work. Looking forward to future travels and space blogs.

  • Marco

    You are just amazing. I’ve never posted here before, but now I just had to, in order to tell you how much I enjoy your writing. I learnt about your blog a few months ago, and have been coming to this site every week after that. Your blog is one of 3 I ever go to, and I just love the posts every time. Thank you so much for this.

  • Nobody Important

    You should do a post about how you view New York now. I’d really enjoy your new perspective.

  • wobster109

    Beautiful, as usual. You have a good understanding of your readers.

  • Heebee jeebies

    I didn’t suggest you go to Greenland (I did happen to suggest Japan) and I was kinda bummed that this was on the list. But wow I had no idea how interesting Greenland is! The place seemed so far away that my ignorant self didn’t think there would be this snowy world over there different from my own (US, east side). Thanks for writing about them, I’m sad too that this series is done 🙁 but glad you’re back safe & sound.

  • Anonymous

    i had so much fun with the whole “Odd Things in Odd Places” posts (ok. except perhaps Irak). Love the whole blog, thanks for the fun read!!

  • fangirl from delhi

    hi tim
    great posts all!!
    wanted to point out- the number inserts within the posts dont seem to have a scroll bar on the side. I can read them when using the scroll wheel on my desktop mouse but the laptop’s touchpad doesnt have a scrolling feature so its difficult. please fix it 🙂

    • Anon

      Hi, you can click in the number insert and use the down arrow on your keyboard

  • librarypunk

    I have enjoyed the Odd Things in Odd Places series tremendously! I wish all travel logs shared your historical insights, your ability for finding worth in small details, and your open/quirky sense of humour. Thank you for sharing your adventures with us all! For the record, here is the quote referenced by an earlier poster:
    “What really knocks me out is a book that, when you’re all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it. That doesn’t happen much, though.” –J. D. Salinger, Catcher in the Rye.

  • Gabriele

    I can’t get enough of these posts. I have developed terrific stomach muscles having to suppress laughter while i read this stuff at work. Great job and SO interesting. Fantastic writing. The best.

  • Stephanie

    Almost didn’t read this because let’s be honest..it was a post about Greenland…but I’m really glad I did because it was fucking hilarious and I made it all the way to the last picture and you’re attractive so that was like an extra treat for finishing the post.

    Keep up the hilarious, informative, and wonderfully snarky writing 🙂

  • Julius

    Just stunning. You, dear sir, are amazing. These posts were better than a Big mac after 24 hours of starving. Can’t wait for the following trips. Stay awesome, Tim.

  • Wendy

    It might be interesting for you to count how many mature women want to introduce you to their single daughters.

  • Sofi Berro

    Incredible post again. I think I expected this post of the series more than the others, because, well.. it’s Greenland. Now for me it seems like a nightmare-inducing ice cube, which is pretty cool. Thanks for making us more informed about the world in each post. I am very glad you got to make this series.

    Ps. it’s not the first time that’s happened, but when I click ‘post comment’ a message that says ‘whoa, slow down, you’re posting comments too quickly’ or something like that appears.

  • Aputsiaq

    Home sweet Home 😀

  • Carl K

    Life is strange sometimes. I have survived 40 years on this planet and thought about Greenland maybe 5 times. Now, in one week, I have read an incredible article about the country and seen The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty. The titular character in the movie travels to Greenland. It was clearly filmed there which I wouldn’t have been sure of if I hadn’t read this first and learned of the spooky dogs and delicious-looking houses (both in the movie.) It is a pretty extended sequence, maybe 15 minutes. I thought you and your readers would enjoy seeing some beautiful shots of Greenland to accompany this article. The rest of the movie is decent and worth your time, but it isn’t that memorable.

    • Anonymous

      Walter mitty is filmed in iceland not greenland and the actors are sendt to iceland

  • DS

    Did you happen to take any video of someone just going up to a nearby iceberg and chopping a piece off for drinking water? I looks so amusing in my head.

  • Kraken

    This was an absolutely incredible article, and one of my favorites from Tim, second only to the Fermi Paradox.

    Being Danish, but from the main part of the Kingdom in Scandinavia, our main point of contact with Greenland so far North is through television, or military service, and I’ve felt a bit sad for quite a while now that I actually know so little about part of my own country. This article really helped give me perspective, and clarity on a lot of subjects.

    But, I have a few stories from Greenland for everyone who’s still a bit curious, or just wants to learn more.

    My dad was stationed on Greenland in the 80’s while he was in the Royal Danish Navy, and he’s told me a few stories from his time there, this one being very recent.
    He was stationed at the Mestersvig outpost, in pretty damn far North Eastern Greenland, but naturally got to see a lot of Greenland on leave and such.
    According to him, there Is a small village somewhere, he wasn’t specific(and by small, I mean low hundreds at the very most), where the mixture of alcoholism and suicidal tendencies have taken the villagers to Lovecraftian levels of horror. He said, that It’s not an uncommon sight there, to see people missing entire jaws, or whole sections of their face. It seems the preferred method of suicide there is by hunting rifle. But this is usually done in a drunken stupor, and occasionally doesn’t actually kill them. So they just wander about, looking like something from a horror novel.

    A more light hearted story he told me, albeit a short one, happened one cold morning.
    My dad was a radio operator there, relaying messages mainly from Berlin to Washington, this was during the Cold War. To get to the radio room, he had to walk from the barracks, to another building. So, during this particular morning, as he took the stroll outside, he got the feeling that something was watching (not a demonghost), so he looked around, and saw a giant white wolf staring back at him. Nothing happened, they just stared at each other in silence, before the wolf walked off into the white.

    • José from Argentina

      Wow, what you just told about this village creeped me out. Did your dad tell you the village’s name?

      • Kraken

        Fortunately, he couldn’t remember it. He mostly heard about it from others who had passed through it.

  • JF

    Tim! You didn’t ask the obvious? Where do Greenland children believe Santa lives!

    • Aleida

      It says in the article that Greenland parents tell their kids that Santa lives in Greenland, and Tim says that Greenland parents are the only ones in the world not lying to their kids.

  • Mike_NL

    Another very interesting post! I have thoroughly enjoyed your travel posts this summer and i’m actually sad it’s over.

    Anyway – keep up the good work! Looking forward to whatever post you will be working on next.

    It’s also great to see all these different nationalities replying here, each and everyone of them loving your posts – really quite amazing! You bring all these different kind of people together due to their shared curiosity, no matter where they’re from. Really, really awesome 🙂

  • Anthony

    Can you pet the dogs?

    I know this seems like the most frivolous question ever, to ask that out of all things you can possibly ask about your entire trip to places most of us can only dream about, but ask it I must. Can you pet the dogs?

    • lasi410

      This is the exact same thought I had too.

  • Jesse N

    I noticed that your email list has a few thousand more people than the population of Greenland. Congratulations.

  • danceofjoy

    For some strange reason this makes me want to go out and hug all the third world imperfections in my country!!

  • Pam Collins

    wow…insane story…so fascinating and those dogs!!

  • poompoom

    Well, you mentioned my country (Lithuania) not in greatest possible context, but still. We got that problem, somehow it happens as people are usually feeling obliged to feel bad about everything :).. finally I know how you like like, and post is great.

  • Jordie Leforge

    Greenland is awesome!

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  • Steven L

    Hi WBW, sorry to be a downer, but that image you have immediately after you mention an iceberg being 1/8th above water? That image is actually a photoshop. Source: http://www.snopes.com/photos/natural/iceberg.asp

    Amazing article. Can’t wait for the next time we get to abuse you for comedy and education purposes.

  • Tricia

    “I’m curious why you state that “the effects of global warming that terrify scientists can be disastrous for humans in the next few hundred years” while I thought it was common knowledge that the effects of global warming are being felt today (the first climate refugees are on the move as we speak), and will be disastrous in a mere 15-20 years. It all depends on what you mean by disastrous, of course.
    I find your posts to be well thought out and researched. I shared your Iraq post with many of my contacts because it was such a treasure of concise and clear information.
    This is why it’s hard for me to believe you haven’t thoroughly researched the issue to come up with this claim.
    I know public opinion in the US regarding climate change is problematic, and sabotages much of the attempts to limit the damage. I did not know which official stance the US government takes. Or maybe you did research the issue further and you think Europe and the UN are exaggerating? If you do, I would love to know why, because I’m sure it would be interesting.”

  • José from Argentina


    I recently discovered WBW and it has become one of my favorite sites (instant gratification monkey be damned). Your recent series on odd things in odd places is just great, I loved each post, keep up the good work!

    It’d be great to read about you traveling down here in South America, you have a particular view of the world and a way to communicate it that makes each of your posts so enjoyable and compelling sometimes.

    In this Greenland post, the part where the Danish guy told you about “strange or upsetting” things going on there, left me with such curiosity that I feel sad that he didn’t elaborate more.

  • Alex

    “Then there was a conversation I had with a Danish guy who has lived there for ten years who said strange or upsetting things happen in Greenland sometimes that the rest of the world never hears about. He didn’t elaborate.”

    Please get back in touch with that guy and write a whole new post on what spooky things DO happen.” Release it in time for Halloween.

    You’re welcome.

  • Jeanna

    love the post & the photos are amazing! Hope you can visit even more interesting places.

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  • V.

    Ahh Tim, You are handsome!! 😉

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  • Isha

    Hi Tim!

    Great post! Never know how little you know about something until you finally now something about it…
    Anyways! If you don’t already have a line-up of posts planned, could you do one on the whole Ice Age Cycle and Global Warming thingy? I though that that part was pretty cool…

    Cheers from Canada!

  • mark ingram

    loved your post. We visited Ilullisat a year last March. Would dearly love to go back, maybe Siarapaluk. . . in the summer! http://www.mark-greenland.blogspot.co.uk

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