This week’s Dinner Table is a caption contest. I’ve always liked trying the New Yorker caption contest, despite being terrible at it, so let’s give it a try here. Submit your caption to the below cartoon as a comment. Next week, we’ll pick three finalists and send them as a survey to the Dinner Table email list for a vote. Update: Thanks to Alessio for submitting the winning caption.
“I’d hoped genitals would be our next upgrade.”