Okay so I just added this extra page and don’t have stats yet. As I’m writing this, I have no idea if anyone will ever end up here. But if you somehow are reading this, I actually can’t believe you. I made that shit SO SMALL and unseeable. You determined fuck.

I don’t even know what to do now on this page. What am I supposed to do with such a determined fuck? No more turtles because clearly you’ll find whatever I throw at you. I could change an atom in New Delhi into an atom-sized turtle and you’d definitely find it.

Okay here’s what I’ll do. Since you’ve officially defeated me, I’ll make one last button for you and it’ll lead you to my old blog, which almost no Wait But Why readers know about. I haven’t really mentioned it on Wait But Why yet, and I’m not sure if I ever will. I wrote it between the ages of 23 and 29 (2005 – 2011). It never got a big audience like Wait But Why, but it had a small group of dedicated followers. It’s rougher and simpler and more personal and more traditional blog-y than this. And congrats on finding the giraffe. I’ll come back in a few months and report on the stats of what percentage of people found this page. If any.